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Rated PG-18 is a section of PlayTheNES where you can read reviews by the one and only Psycho Gorilla! How are these reviews different from others on the Internet(s)?

Psycho Gorilla isn't afraid to touch on issues that might make other gamers blush, or want to hide their mugs altogether! It's not called Rated PG-18 for no reason; these are intended for mature audiences!

If you like the reviews that PG submits here at PlayTheNES, make sure to check out his site at Psycho Gorilla Games, where he reflects on games from any other console, recent and past.




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Rated PG-18
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 3 NES Games That Could Have Been
Vol. 3


What else could have filled your NES with non-stop, neck-breaking, bar-brawling, throat-ripping, action?

We're fairly sure that Angela Lansbury is in the answer.
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 3
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 2 NES Games That Could Have Been
Vol. 2


Some more ideas for licensed video game potential, courtesy of television.
And because David Hasslehoff needed at least one more NES game.
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 2
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 1 NES Games That Could Have Been
Vol. 1


The NES got some fairly interesting games that were based off movies, TV shows, and other things that you wouldn't expect to be gaming material. But there were still some great ideas left untouched.
NES Games That Could Have Been<br>Vol. 1
[video] Street Fighter 2010<br>The <em>DIRECTOR'S CUT</em> [video] Street Fighter 2010
The DIRECTOR'S CUT


The unreleased, uncut version of Street Fighter 2010. See the real story of the game that Nintendo's ultra-conservative tactics wouldn't allow.
[video] Street Fighter 2010<br>The <em>DIRECTOR'S CUT</em>
Karnov Karnov

What does the antithesis of recent Square-Enix games' "male characters" look like?
We're confident this game provides the answer.
Karnov
Castlevania: Chorus of Mysteries Castlevania: Chorus of Mysteries

Great game series often go through revisions with modern releases that change the mechanics of what made that series great to begin with.
Thankfully, there are still fans who know what's best and create their own games. This is one of them.
Castlevania: Chorus of Mysteries
Trojan Trojan

A bleak and very questionable look at the near future, where uttering the term fairy could very well get your ass kicked.
Trojan
Crystalis Crystalis

Don't ever try to bully nerds too far.
Just look at what happened in the year 1997.
Crystalis
Code Name: Viper Code Name: Viper

Pants? Who needs pants.
I got a gun and I'm pissed.
Code Name: Viper
Rush 'n Attack Rush 'n Attack

Soviet bastards with nuclear warheads, tanks, and enough firepower to wipe out the entire world 30 times over?

Yeah, just send in some balsy U.S. Army specialist with a knife.
Rush 'n Attack
The Mafat Conspiracy The Mafat Conspiracy

Featuring the MiMP himself, Duke Togo. 100% success rate with women? Wha-? PG fills you in!
The Mafat Conspiracy
Ring King Ring King

Boxing is a sport of speed, strength, power, finesse, and the willingness to receive fellacio.
(It's explained.)
Ring King
Shadow of the Ninja Shadow of the Ninja

An in-depth synopsis on why ninjas aren't really that great at baseball.
Shadow of the Ninja
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest Castlevania II: Simon's Quest

This game NEVER gets it's just due, considered to be the worst of the three on the NES, and not even playable. Fortunately, there are still people like Psycho Gorilla to set the record straight! Check it!
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest