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NES Games That Could Have Been Vol. 3
What else could have filled your NES with non-stop, neck-breaking, bar-brawling, throat-ripping, action?
We're fairly sure that Angela Lansbury is in the answer.
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NES Games That Could Have Been Vol. 2
Some more ideas for licensed video game potential, courtesy of television. And because David Hasslehoff needed at least one more NES game.
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NES Games That Could Have Been Vol. 1
The NES got some fairly interesting games that were based off movies, TV shows, and other things that you wouldn't expect to be gaming material. But there were still some great ideas left untouched.
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[video] Street Fighter 2010 The DIRECTOR'S CUT
The unreleased, uncut version of Street Fighter 2010. See the real story of the game that Nintendo's ultra-conservative tactics wouldn't allow.
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Karnov
What does the antithesis of recent Square-Enix games' "male characters" look like? We're confident this game provides the answer.
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Castlevania: Chorus of Mysteries
Great game series often go through revisions with modern releases that change the mechanics of what made that series great to begin with. Thankfully, there are still fans who know what's best and create their own games. This is one of them.
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Trojan
A bleak and very questionable look at the near future, where uttering the term fairy could very well get your ass kicked.
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Crystalis
Don't ever try to bully nerds too far. Just look at what happened in the year 1997.
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Code Name: Viper
Pants? Who needs pants. I got a gun and I'm pissed.
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Rush 'n Attack
Soviet bastards with nuclear warheads, tanks, and enough firepower to wipe out the entire world 30 times over?
Yeah, just send in some balsy U.S. Army specialist with a knife.
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The Mafat Conspiracy
Featuring the MiMP himself, Duke Togo. 100% success rate with women? Wha-? PG fills you in!
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Ring King
Boxing is a sport of speed, strength, power, finesse, and the willingness to receive fellacio. (It's explained.)
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Shadow of the Ninja
An in-depth synopsis on why ninjas aren't really that great at baseball.
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Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
This game NEVER gets it's just due, considered to be the worst of the three on the NES, and not even playable. Fortunately, there are still people like Psycho Gorilla to set the record straight! Check it!
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